i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
My dick has a subreddit
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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