There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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