problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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