Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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