you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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