eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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