quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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