So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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