I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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