We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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