there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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