Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
