it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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