What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Randomize
