Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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