sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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