I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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