Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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