enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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