my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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