I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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