i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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