carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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