Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
try to milk me bitch
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