Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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