Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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