people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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