Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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