I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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