when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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