and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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