Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
operation have a gay friend backfired
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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