Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
birth control should be required to get into college
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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