i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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