So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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