Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I have fence marks all over my body
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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