you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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