Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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