From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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