Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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