yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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