My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just found a bag of teeth...
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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