You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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