Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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