hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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