White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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