yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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