plz talk dirty to me
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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