Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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