Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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