Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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