Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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