I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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