just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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