i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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