god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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