I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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