Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
