What did we do last night that was yellow?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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