Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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