fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Randomize
